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    Your Dick: An Owner's Manual

    Owning a dick can be scary and confusing – this easy to understand guide will help.

    So you have a dick.

    Aw, don't worry it's not so bad.

    Follow this easy to understand guide and you'll get the ~hang~ of having a dick in no time!

    Things you CAN stick your dick in:

    Things you CAN NOT stick your dick in:

    Places you CAN take out your dick:

    Places you CAN NOT take out your dick.

    See it isn't that hard!

    Or is it ;)

    Yes.