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If Google Maps Had A Marauder's Map Plug-In

I solemnly swear...to quickly hide behind a trash can.

If Google Maps had a Marauder's Map plug-in life would be a lot easier to navigate.

You could avoid running into your ex.

Or landlord.

An old craigslist roommate that used your toothbrush without permission.

Your boss...on a Sunday.

A bad OKCupid date you'd rather not make small talk with.

AN AXE MURDERER.

A one night stand from college.

Someone distributing pamphlets.

Or, conversely, you could use it to find someone.