Buzz·Posted on Dec 5, 20159 Of The Worst Sex Tips Cosmo Has Given Since 2010Do what to his what??by Loryn BrantzBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Erm, what soft patch? 2. This just sounds cold and uncomfortable. 3. Uh, OK. 4. So, "Indian rug burn" his dick?? 5. And this sounds just painful. 6. OK, this legitimately doesn't make sense. "Dribble it any body you need?" 7. Please don't. 8. WHAT?! NO! 9. NO NO NO.