9 Perfectly Appropriate Responses If Someone Asks You To "Calm Your Tits"

    WARNING: Contains toon boobs.

    Loryn Brantz
    by Loryn Brantz

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    1. "Calm your tits."

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    2. "Soothe your boobs."

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    3. "Seriously, calm your tits."

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    4. "Chill. your. tits."

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    5. "De-stress your breasts!"

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    6. "Adjust your bust before it combusts."

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    7. "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries."

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    8. "Give that chest a rest."

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    9. "Erm, chill your tits?"

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    Unfortunate wording found on guyism.com.