Buzz·Posted on Sep 29, 20159 Gross Things To Never Do In Front Of Your ManIf you need to breathe, do it in private.by Loryn BrantzBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Thanks for the inspiration, Fox News. We really don't want to offend your delicate sensibilities with our bodily functions, so here are a few more tips: 1. Tweezing your eyebrows. 2. Bleaching your mustache. 3. Admitting to getting a period. 4. Scratching a bug bite. 5. Picking things up. 6. Eating anything. 7. Talking. 8. Blinking. 9. Breathing.