After reading this article on Thought Catalog, we realized it may be time to clear things up about what women are trying to say when they speak.
1. What they say: “I’m not hungry right now.”
What they actually mean: "I'm not hungry right now."
2. What they say: “It’s fine.”
What they actually mean: "It's fine."
3. What they say: “I just want a guy that makes me laugh.”
What they actually mean: "I just want a guy that makes me laugh."
4. What they say: “He’s such a stalker.”
What they actually mean: "He's such a stalker."
5. What they say: “Ugh, what a creep.”
What they actually mean: "Ugh, what a creep."
6. What they say: “It’s whatever.”
What they actually mean: "It's whatever."
7. What they say: “Sorry, I’m just PMSing right now.”
What they actually mean: "Sorry, I'm just PMSing right now."
8. What they say: “I am DEAD.”
What they actually mean: "That was FUNNY." (Don't worry, she's not actually dead.)
9. What they say: “I like him, but—”
What they actually mean: "I like him, but—"
10. What they say: “I don’t even like him anymore.”
What they actually mean: "I don't even like him anymore."
11. What they say: “He’s nice.”
What they actually mean: "He's nice."
12. What they say: “Do you think he’s cute?”
What they actually mean: "Do you think he's cute?"
13. What they say: “I’m not really feeling the bars tonight.”
What they actually mean: "I'm not really feeling the bars tonight."
14. What they say: “I have nothing to wear.”
What they actually mean: "I have nothing to wear."
15. What they say: “I don’t care where we go to eat.”
What they actually mean: "I don't care where we go to eat."
16. What they say: “I am so going to wear these heels all the time, they’re an investment!”
What they actually mean: "I am so going to wear these heels all the time, they're an investment!"
17. What they say: “OH MY GOD. LOOK, OVER THERE!”
What they actually mean: "OH MY GOD. LOOK, OVER THERE!"
18. What they say: “I want to take it slow.”
What they actually mean: "I want to take it slow."
19. What they say: “You don’t know my birthday?”
What they actually mean: "You don't know my birthday?"
20. What they say: “I wish my stomach was flatter/butt was smaller/thighs didn’t touch.”
What the actually mean: "I wish my stomach was flatter/butt was smaller/thighs didn't touch."
21. What they say: “We mutually decided to end it.”
What they actually mean: "We mutually decided to end it."
22. What they say: “We’re cordial.”
What they actually mean: "We're cordial."
23. What they say: “I’m so awkward, lol.”
What they actually mean: "I'm so awkward, lol."
Don't get it twisted.
