Sports Buzz The forums over at Something Awful are having a lot of fun with this .gif of a soccer player named El Hadji Diouf tripping. Here are some of the best.
Culture Buzz Listen carefully… do not drag these images from the browser onto a dark background under any circumstances. You've been warned.
James Gilpin, a researcher of biomedical technologies, has found a way to turn the urine of elderly diabetes patients into a type of malt whiskey. He collects the urine from old volunteers, including his own grandmother, and purifies it, giving a whole new meaning to the expression “piss drunk.”
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How long will it take you to determine the gender of this flower?
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Culture Buzz The Blu Dot group conducted an adorable social experiment to see what will happen if they left designer chairs unattended on the streets of NY. (I love how they refer to “potential unidentified new chair owners” as PUNCOS.) Via Twitter.
Sports Buzz In an attempt to recreate College Humor's Half Court Million Dollar Shot prank, Joel Branstorm's students told him he'd win NCAA tickets if he made a half-court shot blindfolded. Nobody made a plan for what to do if he actually did make the shot. (Via.)
Uhh, so. This video isn't about geeky James Cameron fanboys. By the way, if you laugh at this, you're officially going to hell.
A VH1 tour bus spilled nearly 2,000 pounds of slut onto a California roadway. The Onion reports live from the scene of the disaster.
Birmingham, AL Mexican restaurant Cantina paid $100 for this commercial. They got their money's worth.
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Absurdity isn't my middle name, but it should be.
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“When a ferocious blizzard strands the cast and crew of an adult film shoot,… After slaying Ron, his detached penis embarks on a spree of carnal carnage on a colossal scale. With the help of a half-crazed Vietnam vet (Russ Meyer legend Charles Napier), haunted by his own wartime experience with this alien fiend, the race is on to trap and destroy this penile predator before there are more victims of its vicious, utterly unique method of murder.”
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Mix the 80's, Star Wars, a jheri curl, and you have L.B. Rayne's latest…
I watched the 1911 version on YouTube. Lost all emotion.
Fucking jorts
Raw meat on the same cutting board as the vegetables. Not good.
Is she topless behind that gator? That's hot.
I can't remember why.
What a tramp.
Gotta beef up my calves.
Yikes. Looks like we have a really big problem here, society.
Armed with an onion and ketchup bandolier, this burgerlicious first mate of the…
This is like 4092384280934829034 times worse than the Bon Iver statuses . (H/t…
