That guy's second daughter resented the back-up place he had to choose for her second tattoo.

When he finally croaks, he's gonna scare the &^*%$ out of some unaware undertaker…

Reminds me Dwight Shrute's “Bear. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”

So this guy has a daughter…

He forgot “Ding-Dongs!” Luckily, Ding-Dongs provide their own extra canvas for more tattoos.

Ha! My tattoo is just a picture of Toby Keith, and it says: Toby Keith
Hat
Beard

I have a tattoo just like this. Except mine says:
Daughter
DeLorenzo's
A-Team