OMG D:

Err that cute should of been wtf!

Monk 1: “Hey, I have a bad idea!”
Monk 2: “Well, let's hear it!”

I'd be embarrassed to be the guy who holds up his foot.

Yo dawg, I herd you like monks, so we put a monk on your monks… etc.

Picture delivers on the promise of the title.

That's iron shirt chi-kung. Pretty common at shao lin temples.