The Monster at the end of the Book!!
Tahlequah, Oklahoma United States 74467 / Female / 59
I'm too modest to go on about my stellar qualities, brilliant insights, and amazing accomplishments. If you're looking for ordinary, typical, or regular, Are you on the wrong page! ….Not buying it are ya? Shoot. Some of my stellar qualities have lost their sparkle, my brilliant insights are often idiotic and my accomplishments arent much but the part about me not being typical, that's kinda true.
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Oh we are such a funny bunch, the Tebow admirers and the Maher lovers. It's like a bunch of hissing, spitting cats. Well, phug all you mother huggers. I love Bill Maher because he's real and I despise Tebow cause he's the biggest, fakest new Christian Star I've seen in years. Nannie nannie, boo boo. :)&-=
Maybe I need a clearer definition of assault but I'm pretty sure that's what that was. If that's not assault, how does it fail to measure up?
Remember that dark haired guy that was hilarious on SNL's weekend update until 9/11 and then he suddenly turned into a rabid Republican? What was his name? Well this story just made me smile because it reassures me Jason Segal will never do that no matter what. Whew! So glad. I just love him!
What bothered me about it was there were three other comedians sitting on that couch and not one of them really stood up for Bill. I've always liked those girls, but this showed me something about them I never wanted to know. There were several ways they could have handled it that would have made them look better than the way they did and Elisabeth looked like what she is, a grown woman, very pretty, with the emotions and perspectives of a 4th grader. This was NOT about women. It was about her getting her little feelings hurt and then sucker punching Bill when he got to the show. And that snide little “Oh I'm so successfully sofa king him! I'm so proud of myself!!” But if you watch it with the sound turned off, she looks like she's trying to get in his pants. So I'm inclined to believe he's right, she just acts like this to make the sex between them better. :))
I thought it was funny. It would have made more sense and would have been funnier if the unchecked box was either Rupert Murdoch or Rush Limbaugh.
The bull and matador tops everything. I got hit across the throat once so hard it made my tongue go way too far out of my mouth., Hurt like hell right then and for days after too. And that was without being run over by the bull, just a whack across the throat.
Multi-Champ, the question isn't how can I shovel pasta in my face faster, it's how can I get the spaghetti onto the fork easier. This is not at all what I expected and it's freaking brilliant. :))
I “Cooper lost it” over the line “Please don't tell anyone I ever agreed to play at your wedding. The secret makes it special.”
The scene with the body, where River Phoenix stands up to Keifer Sutherland remains to this day one of the greatest examples of pure courage I've ever seen. Hmmm. Memory is a funny thing, now I can't remember if it was River Phoenix or the thin kid. No matter. Dammit, now I've gotta watch this whole movie again. Oh well. :))