What Was Done To These Spice Girls Dolls Will Scar You Forever

Believe it or not, the Hamburglar was involved in this horror show. posted on

1. In the late 90’s, Spice Girls merchandising was out of control. Some of the coolest SG gear to have were the DOLLS!

2. “OH MY GOD THEY HAVE MORE THAN ONE SET OF DOLLS! THERE’S AT LEAST 3 SETS IN THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND THERE ARE FIVE SPICE GIRLS….MOM I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM NOT LEAVING THIS STORE WITH LESS THAN 15 SPICE GIRLS DOLLS.”

3. “THIS IS THE SUPERSTAR COLLECTION AND THEY ALL COME IN ONE BIG, LONG BOX. IT’S GOING TO BE WORTH A LOT OF MONEY ONE DAY AND I WANT IT NOW.”

Right now on eBay, most of these are going for ~$59.00

4. Little did us innocent fangirls know that Spice Girls dolls would soon fall into the wrong hands…

What business do you have with a Posh Spice doll, sir?

5. AND THEN THIS HAPPENED.

Why did you do this, Hamburglar? Are you the mastermind behind this evil plot or are you just a bumper sticker? Are you just a pawn behind a bigger mastermind? IS IT LADY GAGA?

6. Lesson learned - KEEP YOUR SPICE GIRLS DOLLS CLOSE TO YOU WHERE THEY ARE SAFE AND NOTHING CAN EVER, EVER HAPPEN TO THEM

7. DON’T MISTREAT SPICE GIRLS DOLLS OR KATRINA HIGHKICK WILL FIND YOU.

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