25 Bizarre Gifts For Bacon Lovers

If you wanted to, you could be buried wearing your bacon bra, inside of a bacon coffin, surrounded by bacon bouquets.

1. A Bacon Bouquet

Via glasspants.com

Bacon bouquets. Valentine's Day. Make it happen.

2. Bacon Bra

Via bacontoday.com

That can't feel comfortable.

3. A Bacon Coffin

Via store.baconsalt.com

And it's only $2,999.99!

4. A Bacon Cabin

Via bacontoday.com

Cousin to the gingerbread house.

5. Bacon Soap

Via uncrate.com

Hopefully, no postal workers use this soap.

6. Bacon Toothpaste

Via laughingsquid.com

No. Just no.

7. A Bacon Wallet

Via neatoshop.com

Probably the end result of a bad "bringing home the bacon" pun.

8. Squeez Bacon

Via thinkgeek.com

So like, liquid-ish bacon?

9. Bacon Lube

Via dudeiwantthat.com

Lube that tastes like bacon. Inventive.

10. Bacon Beans

Via wastesomecash.com

This goes right along with Harry Potter's bizarre jelly beans.

11. Bacon Soda

Via coolmaterial.com

This has gone too far!

12. Bacon Lip Balm

Via cybercandy.co.uk

The combination of bacon and chapstick can't taste that good.

13. Bacon Shaving Cream

Via theboot.com

"A rich bacon lather for all skin types"

14. Bacon Band-Aids

Via neatoshop.com

Because why not? And what was the free toy?

15. A Bacon Briefcase

Via lolgallery.com

A sure-fire way to be taken seriously at work.

16. Bacon Dental Floss

Via luuux.com

To help get the bacon out of your teeth. Obviously.

17. Bacon Frosting

Via nopuedocreer.com

Paula Deen probably uses it.

18. A Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Via worleygig.com

Perfect for a tacky tree.

19. A Bacon Dish Towel

Via worleygig.com

Only it really just looks like a bloody towel. It would go well in Dexter's apartment.

20. Bacon Gumballs

Via wastesomecash.com

You can blow huge bacon bubbles with it.

21. Bacon Flavored Baby Formula

Via huffingtonpost.com

*blink*

22. A Bacon Mug

Via klownsthoughts.com

There are plenty of happy frat boys right now.

23. Bacon Vodka

Via playcloths.com

"Pure. Refreshing. Bacon."

24. Bacon Rolling Papers

Via wholesalerollingpapers.com

Wouldn't bacon rolling papers just kick-start the munchies?

25. Bacon Air

Via roadfood.com

An inhaler that is filled with bacon-flavored air....