1. A Bacon Bouquet
Bacon bouquets. Valentine’s Day. Make it happen.
5. Bacon Soap
Hopefully, no postal workers use this soap.
7. A Bacon Wallet
Probably the end result of a bad “bringing home the bacon” pun.
9. Bacon Lube
Lube that tastes like bacon. Inventive.
10. Bacon Beans
This goes right along with Harry Potter’s bizarre jelly beans.
12. Bacon Lip Balm
The combination of bacon and chapstick can’t taste that good.
13. Bacon Shaving Cream
“A rich bacon lather for all skin types”
14. Bacon Band-Aids
Because why not? And what was the free toy?
15. A Bacon Briefcase
A sure-fire way to be taken seriously at work.
16. Bacon Dental Floss
To help get the bacon out of your teeth. Obviously.
18. A Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Perfect for a tacky tree.
19. A Bacon Dish Towel
Only it really just looks like a bloody towel. It would go well in Dexter’s apartment.
20. Bacon Gumballs
You can blow huge bacon bubbles with it.
22. A Bacon Mug
There are plenty of happy frat boys right now.
24. Bacon Rolling Papers
Wouldn’t bacon rolling papers just kick-start the munchies?
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