1. Pussy Eater
You know, while you’re doing what you do, all she can see is “fuck you” on the top of your head.
3. Making the best of a hairy situation
Trolls are kind of cute, but not when your oddly-placed body hair is making me gag.
For his sake, I sincerely hope he and Brenda are still together.
7. When a joke goes too far
You’re gonna have dynamite tattooed to your belly for the rest of your life, bro.
8. Dealing with hair loss
If that was my dad…
9. Ask and you shall receive
Do you have change for a dollar? Or does it even matter at this point?
11. Freddy’s in the john
This is just wrong.
I bet she’s in to golden showers.
13. Tupac Unicorn
How does one decide on getting a Tupic Unicorn tattoo?
Everyone in fact does not love Raymond.
16. Completely unnecessary
At least it’s not an outtie.