“Board an airplane. Fly to Minnesota.”
VERY IMPORTANT SLOTH NEWS.
“I can’t go around without a phone. That’s like going around without a brain.” TRUE.
“You’re soooo preeettyyyyy”. “Noooo, you’re so pretty”.
“Isa kang mahikero, Harry.”
“I’m gonna f*ck Wonder Woman, sounds wonderful.”
You’ve been there, haven’t you?
There’s only one way to find out.
The comedy duo eviscerate sports culture in support of the people who really deserve a signing bonus: public school teachers.
You like your food where you can eat it.
“I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!”
I’ll have a vodka latte to go, please.
Raised in the forest by mutant-hating parents with blue skin and uncontrollable fire powers? Yikes.