“I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!”
I’ll have a vodka latte to go, please.
Raised in the forest by mutant-hating parents with blue skin and uncontrollable fire powers? Yikes.
We’ve all been there, right?
Algebra is so not quiche.
“You can come to my Pizza Hut party if you trade me that Tazo.”
Giving birth and then putting it on the floor. Just Sim things.
None of these are trick questions. Seriously.
Have you been giving the eggplant too much action?
Is there booze in your ponytail, or are you just happy to see me?
“They don’t wanna see me happy.”
“So. Many. Things. In. Butts.”
“Listening to a pineapple speak a language you don’t understand.”
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Large glass of schnapps, delete all your apps.
Straight from the horse’s mouth.
THE WAR OF THE WORLDS IS OVER.