You can’t hide your weird from your housemate.
Sometimes waterproof mascara just isn’t enough.
The popcorn tastes stale, because it is stale.
Because when you were 12, a Von Dutch hat was so damn cool.
There’s nothing worse than getting caught mid-selfie.
It’s both awkward and hilarious.
For example, the “My Significant Other Is A Sly Jerk And Watched The Next Episode Without Me” Face. Yeah, you know which one I’m talking about.
Better than cartoons, because these lil buddies are fo real.
“This is actually my favorite thing to do, draw penises.”
♫ No chance, no way, I won’t say I’m in love. ♫
Already have a Scottish name? Take this quiz anyway.
“I think Big Foot is blurry, that’s the problem.”
Thou shall not wear a skirt shorter than knee length.
Don’t hate the slayer, hate the game.
“Cheers”: where everybody knows your name. Spoons: where nobody knows their own.
And then she skinned Elmo for a fur.