Link: consumerist.com
A straight up brawl erupted when Scott Niedermayer gave his hockey stick to a fan in the crowd last night. Stay classy, Ducks fans. via.
Nordstrom takes a rare, noble stand against the hateful Santa infestation that is soon to be upon us. There's very little that's more depressing to me than the first $%#@ing Christmas carol of November.
Link: consumerist.com
On the positive side, it was a pretty impressive goal. On the negative side, nobody is watching this video because of the awesome goal you made.
Whatever you do, DON'T Google your old friends, ever. Unless of course, you don't find this kind of stuff creepy.
Food Buzz …with smallpox blankets. So begins Thanksgiving Week on Buzzfeed. Cool! Trinkets!
Celebrity Buzz Kristen Stewart (of Twilight fame, Jesus, read an US Weekly) has been rocking quite the mullet on her New Moon press tour. It's a statement! Some other famous people should really try it out.
It' refreshing to see an Internet flame war end so amicably.
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Lothario Jason Segel joined The Swell Season on stage to sing a song he wrote using the advice Marketa Irglova gave him to “include as much personal information as you can.” Has anyone called that number yet? I already have it on speed dial. Ready? 315-329-6673.