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PorkChop88

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Chicken-Bacon Alfredo Pizza
Chicken & Bacon Alfredo pizza... that's homemade dough and Alfredo sauce!
Jul 26, 2013, 12:16 PM

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PorkChop88 commented on What Is The Weirdest Way Someone Has Tried To Flirt With You?
And I quote: “I feel like we should have an affair”. *aight ima head out Spongebob meme*
9/11/2019
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PorkChop88 commented on We Want To Know About A Unique Phobia You Have
Balloons. I have a irrational fear that one will pop, and as I’m gasping in surprise a piece will fly into my mouth and I’ll choke and die. ??‍♀️ I once was at a GirlTalk concert when a giant balloon filled with more balloons popped over the crowd. I’m certain my soul left my body…
9/11/2019
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PorkChop88 commented on What's The Most Savage Thing Your Mom's Said To You?
I had just dropped my engagement ring off for fitting and was SnapChatting my sorrows when my mother swooped in with these kind words:
10/11/2017
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PorkChop88 commented on What's The Best Thing You've Ever Bought For Your Bathroom?
It's a solid tie between the squatty potty and poo-porri. Both companies have hilarious commercials, I recommend you check them out.
10/24/2016
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PorkChop88 commented on What's The Pettiest Thing You've Ever Done?
Why did I kill her plant? Because she was literally the worst roommate on earth. She didn't clean up after herself, expected me to cook her dinner every night, and had a huge problem with paying $100 out of the $1095 monthly rent. So I get to cook, clean AND pay for your lazy ass?…
6/8/2016
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PorkChop88 commented on What's The Pettiest Thing You've Ever Done?
I killed my ex-roommate's sunflower using salt, vinegar and Raid. The best part is she would tweet about how upset she was her precious plant was dying. I screenshot every single post about it and to make a page in my scrapbook. Yes, I'm so petty I need to archive my pettiness.
6/8/2016
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PorkChop88 commented on What's The Funniest Reason You've Cried While On Your Period?
I once laugh-cried because I had a week's worth of dirty laundry and not enough hampers to separate colors. My boyfriend found me lying on a huge pile of clothing sobbing and laughing hysterically. In my defense I had JUST gotten an IUD and my emotions were crazy.
11/22/2015
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PorkChop88 commented on What's The Most Embarrassing Thing Your Pet Has Done?
No!! Come on!
7/11/2015
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PorkChop88 commented on What's The Most Embarrassing Thing Your Pet Has Done?
My 7 year old lab mix is such a bitch she acts like my boyfriend and I beat her on a regular basis when my Mom comes to visit. She will whine and cry until my mother asks (nay demands) to know 'what we've done to her Princess.' You mean those walks, homemade food, and full body massages?…
7/11/2015
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PorkChop88 commented on What's Your Worst Puke Horror Story?
I was at an outdoor concert in Philadephia. Jay-Z was about to come out, so the crowd started pushing forward. I have a slight fear of large crowds, even more so when everyone is moving at one time. I tried to calm myself down by taking a few deep breaths, didn't work. I tried to…
9/19/2014
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