not PC.. but this is my dino joke:
what do you call a gay dinosaur?
a megasoreass

the title of this article and some of your captions are giving me mixed signals.

i have a drawer in my kitchen full of utensils that i dont know what they’re for. definitely room for a tomato huller, jalepeno corer, and spiral veg slicer in there.

with a full container, this technique takes balance and precision. sometimes it’s easier to just eat a handful.

no.

Yeah you’re definitely right — it’s delicate and there are so many shades of grey. I’m definitely bias on the issue because I have a guy friend who went through hell after being drunk and hooking up with this girl we knew pretty well who was also drunk at the time, then tried to call rape because she had a boyfriend. I also used to hang around with this girl who sort of decided she was raped after having drunken sex that she seemed okay with until days later when she just kept talking about how she shouldn’t have done it. Now, maybe she was raped and was convincing herself she was okay with it at first, but it goes the other way too and I could never tell with her because she was sort of all over the place in general. At school we’re told over and over not to have any sex but sober sex and I definitely think that’s important for college kids to live by.

Cute but not what I was expecting. I was actually hoping for a song for all the girls at college who call rape upon regret. I take a huge issue with girls who make drunken consented mistakes, and then call rape because they wished they hadn’t. And it happens all the time.

T and E are nowhere close to L on a keyboard.

this gave me the heebie jeebies.

Citizen Kane - because it made me love film.
What’s eating Gilbert Grape - Leo.
Rebecca - book and film, awesome.
Mysterious Skin - haunted me.
Control - surreal.

huh who knew. i go to mary washington. i had liss two semesters ago.

the day i cant pick out a shirt and some pants without knowing what’s trending in milan or turkey or south vietnam is the day i go to class naked.

the google thing is irrelevant. silent majority. we’re not googling hate nickelback because doing so is yielding results of nickelback. it’s kinda like how when you love turkey sandwiches, you make em all the time, but when you hate ham sandwiches, you don’t even consider preparing one.