What Moms Really Think About During Sex

This mom’s thoughts during sex are far from dirty—unless you count worrying about getting the laundry done. Check out the replay of Mom de Plume’s thoughts during our sweet, sweet lovemaking—or more accurately as we “do it.” (I’ve labeled exactly where we are in “the act” so you can follow along!)

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