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    The 11 Worst Guys You'll Meet In A Jewelry Commercial

    We DON'T love these men.

    11. The Old Grandpa Who is Way Too Invested In His Grandson's Love Life

    10. The Attention-Seeking Tourist

    9. Mr. First Thing in the Morning, Can’t Even Put It In a Box

    8. Count Chocula

    7. The Balloonman: Proposals By Day, Murders By Night

    6. The Guy Who is Willing to Learn Sign Language For You, But Then Gives You A F*cking Watch at Christmas, Like, “Let’s Not Put Labels On This”

    5. The Controlling Rich Guy Who Wants to Keep You Forever

    4. The Shadowmaster

    3. The Guy Who’s Clearly Cheating On His Wife With His Boss And Bought Them Both Pandora Bracelets

    2. Mr. First Third of a Slasher Film

    1. Santa?