12 Delicious Dishes To Celebrate Festivus

Festivus is quickly approaching on December 23rd and in order to be fully prepared on Monday we have 12 dishes inspired by the show that started it all. Get your list of grievances ready, put up your Festivus pole and start practicing your feats of strength. “I gotta lot of problems with you people and you’re gonna hear about it!! – Frank Costanza, “The Strike”, Seinfeld.

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Start your morning with Cherry Almond Muffin Tops just dispose of those muffin stumps properly.

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Have you aired any grievances yet? You might if your friends are eating Lobster Scrambled Eggs with Wasabi Hollandaise and you can't because you keep Kosher...

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Caught a chill from putting up your Festivus pole? Come back inside and grab some Mulligatawny but be orderly when lining up at the stove for soup or NO SOUP FOR YOU!!

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Festivus activities making you thirsty? Don't have too many Challah Pretzels.

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If your host forgets to serve the Marble Rye at dinner, don't pull a Frank Costanza and take it home with you. Just steal a loaf from the old lady on the street.

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Is a member of the family watching their diet? Make them a Big Salad just make sure to thank the correct person.

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Calzones are perfect to make for a big group and can be made ahead of time and make a fantastic lunch the next day or for an entire week.

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No holiday is complete with dessert. Let's start with Black and White Cookies. It's going to take some feats of strength to get through the dessert table.

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Remember when picking up babka to buy Chocolate Babka, not the lesser cinnamon.

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Don't offend your host by refusing to try their apple pie. Look at that gorgeous Oatmeal Vanilla Topping, just have one bite.

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One bite of Cream Puffs with Chocolate Ganache and all grievances will be forgotten during the takes it takes finish this dish because it's pure perfection.

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We can just pretend that this Eggnog Frozen Yogurt is fat-free right?