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    The Chronological Guide Of Leaving Work On Friday

    Pardon the language, children.

    1. When it hits 5:00:00 on the dot

    2. So you get up and run for the door

    3. But not without saying goodbye to your co-workers

    4. Casually planning your outfit while waiting for the elevator

    5. But praying you don't have an awkward encounter with a co-worker you just don't want to see

    6. But first, food.

    7. When your friends ask if you're making it out alive tonight after happy hour

    8. But mentally, you're a champ. So you WILL make it out.

    9. Trying to apologize to your friends because you can't make it out, but you're too drunk all you can do is..

    10. So you pass out, wherever you are. because work was stressful and you deserved that 7th shot of tequila