Can’t believe this isn’t on there… I <3 <3 the acoustic version of Attack
#34 I’m sorry but she totally looks like a T-Rex or something in that photo :-/
Wish I still had some of my “facepalm” reactions left.. these dudes need to spend some time reading tumblr comments and learn how to be freaking smooth >_>
I still dress like this. I have no shame. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to sort my lace choker collection.
**to the point that I now have TMJ /sigh
#19 Sure glad I grew out of that phase 10 years ago.. granted I still have a leftover habit of unconsciously gurning -_-
Leonardo DiCaprio is one of my favorite actors… I honestly think he’s one of the best actors of our generation and should’ve won an Oscar 20 years ago
“Google Minion” should be a career choice like “doctor” and “lawyer”
Here where I’m from, it’s pretty much the same sentiment when it comes to Aldi lol.. not sure why but that place just grosses me out and I refuse to shop there :-/
Dammit.. did you REALLY have to put a shit-ton of automatically playing vines on one page? Not all of us can afford computers with a crapload of RAM, you know. Thanks for freezing my laptop for a solid 5 minutes -_-
I’m pushing 30 and I still remember “Write to me, Stick Stickley, P.O. Box 963! New York City, New York State, 10108!!” and of course “Scruff McGruff, Chicago, Illinois, 60692”
Not trying to be ignorant regarding the international state of the internet (I play too many MMOs with Aussies for that lol) but why is this on the US edition? I mean if you scroll down to the bottom of any Buzzfeed page, it has a dropdown menu to pick what edition you want to read.
#17 looks like Sylvia Browne lol
I was out in SoCal back in April visiting a couple of friends (which was fun in it’s own right considering it was still snowing here in Ohio when I left) and I laughed maniacally at how freaked out people got when the temperature dropped to like 65. Everyone started running around in sweatpants and hoodies and I was still wearing shorts and a t-shirt lol.. that’s balmy spring weather for us here in northern Ohio!!
Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom <3
Same here… we had a clean separation and are still on good terms (we hang out together all the time since he’s still one of my best friends) so our daughter really does get “the best of both worlds” so to speak
Story Time!!! This might be helpful for anyone that suffers with anxiety/panic attacks. I was diagnosed with Panic Disorder and Generalized Anxiety Disorder back in 2006. My panic attacks were so bad that I’d often wind up in the emergency room totally convinced that I was dying and my anxiety in and of itself was so bad that I always felt neurotic… I refused to be more than a few miles from a hospital “just in case” I had a heart attack, stroke, aneurysm, allergic reaction, etc, despite being in perfect health and I refused to drive anywhere out of town by myself in case I ended up starting to die and needed someone else to drive. Anyway, despite CBT, medications, positive self-talk, and even a stint in the psych ward, I’d still always feel anxious and get panic attacks, even though I knew damn well the entire physiology behind them and that it’s a positive feedback loop. I felt defeated after 7 years of dealing with it. It wreaked havoc on my jobs, my friends, and my family, and I got more and more depressed. Finally back in April, a friend of mine in Los Angeles (I’m in Ohio) and his husband offered to fly me out to visit for a week, all expenses paid. They wanted to take me around LA, Vegas, and Santa Monica. It was a once in a lifetime opportunity, but I haven’t left the area (let alone Ohio) since I was 16. My anxiety really got to me and filled me up with the “what ifs” What if my apartment gets broken into? What if I’m out there and end up dying and none of my family can help me? What if something happens here at home and I can’t get back? and so on. After thinking it over for a week, I decided I wasn’t going to pass up this opportunity, no matter how bad my anxiety was, so even though I was scared shitless, I decided to go. It was my first time on an airplane, my first time being so far from home, and the first time I left Ohio in 11 years. I had a panic attack on the drive to the airport (which was an hour drive on the interstate) and was sooooo tempted to turn around and go home, but I forced myself through it, determined I wasn’t going to let my anxiety rule my life anymore. I got on the plane and as it started to taxi down the runway, my anxiety spiked again. I was writhing in my seat as the plane started going faster and faster, clutching my anti-anxiety medicine and thinking about taking double the dose so it would knock me out. We got up into the air when the thoughts started up again. What if the plane crashes? What if the engine goes out? What if I have a heart attack or a stroke and nobody can help me? What if the pilot has a heart attack? Oh my god I’m gonna die… when it hit me. If any of that stuff happened, there wasn’t anything I could do about it. I was in a giant steel tube flying a mile up in the air. My mom died of a freak brain aneurysm in 2011, an hour after I talked to her and she was just fine. There weren’t any signs or symptoms of it, but she died. If it’s your time to die then it’s your time to die, so I might as well quit worrying about shit I can’t control, trust the pilot to get me where I’m going, look out the window, and enjoy the view. The flight was awesome. Flying across the country was an amazing experience and it was so beautiful looking out the window and seeing the landscape change underneath me. The trip was the best vacation I’ve ever taken in my life and I got to experience new and amazing things that I never would’ve if I let my anxiety conquer me. I got to see the desert, the valley, the Pacific Ocean, the bright lights of Vegas… it was a life changing experience. And I didn’t have a single panic attack the entire time. I’ve carried that mindset with me ever since that trip and I haven’t had a single panic attack in 8 months. I decided to trust the pilot (God) to get me where I’m going, quit trying to control everything because shit happens, and just enjoy the view… enjoy life.
Sad part is that so many people think gay men are the only ones into sodomy **coughs**
A lot of these are from an affirmation tape Louise Hay made a long time ago lol
In my defense, I have a circadian rhythm disorder and I work 3rd so I have a legitimate reason to hate mornings and everything about them lol
I remember the overwhelming grief I had at every holiday after my mom died from a freak brain aneurysm. She actually died on Easter Sunday in 2011. Even now, almost 3 years later, I don’t feel that warmth I did when she was around. The holidays are hollow to me; just days like any other. It’s not the same looking over and seeing that absent chair at the table.. not hearing my mom’s laughter filling the house… smelling her cooking wafting through the air while the entire family came together to share in a meal.
A very delicious custard-based pie that’s popular among the Pennsylvania Dutch ^_^
If I remember correctly (been a long time since culinary school), sugar cream pie and custard pie are quite similar. Chess Pie is more like a pecan pie without the pecans, or basically a crapload of sugar, corn syrup, and eggs.
Eh, I’d bone Rihanna too and I’m a chick lol
Mulan will always trump everyone in my opinion. She was motivated by the love she had for her father instead of some random dude she fell for (Prince Eric, Prince Adam, John Smith, etc etc etc), put her life on the line multiple times to defend her friends and her country from a vicious military (not to mention she took the chance of being killed and dishonoring her family if anyone found out she was a woman), was a strategic warrior who saved the empire, and while she was crushing on Shang, she did what she had to do regardless. She was smart, funny, cunning, talented, and brave in a time when women were looked at as nothing more than property to be bartered for a goat or a cow. Not to Mention Hua Mulan was an actual woman who accomplished all of these things and was that basis for Fa Mulan in the movie.
Not sure if you’re trying to be funny or just reallllyyy misinformed. Chongas are from Southern Florida and mostly Puerto Rican or Cuban descent and Cholas are from Southern California and mostly Mexican descent. There’s also some differences in style of clothing (Chongas like baggy shirts and jerseys while Cholas prefer wifebeaters with a flannel for example). A male Chola is a Cholo.
Y’all sure it’s “PYD” and not “PEE” ?
As an introvert, I have to admit that extroverts are the reason that I avoid the vast majority of people. I can’t handle their nonstop talking and their intensity… I find it draining >_>
I’m not sure if it’s because I’m hopped up on Vicodin due to a dry socket or not but that picture of Angelica’s brother in #11 is making me laugh hysterically
I scrolled through here looking for WeHo (such an awesome neighborhood) and was floored it wasn’t on here
One of my exes had Asperger’s and sometimes he’d overshare random shit nobody cared about and had some really strange obsessions with circles, but he was never a racist asshole…
Jessica Biel laughed at homeless people while she sat in her designer wedding gown at her ungodly expensive wedding. So, screw Jessica Biel. Same goes for Timberlake. Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Mock Homeless at Wedding Reception
Why the fuck does everything have to be about race? I’m 1/4 Cherokee but you don’t hear me bitch about how everyone except the First Nations are nothing more than immigrants in America -_-
Calm yer tits there Satan… if a smoker wants to smoke, they’re gonna do it, whether it’s legal or not. Look at what happened during Prohibition and even now with pot, heroin, and meth.
A video I made on my defunct youtube channel when I got really pissed off about all the biphobia in the gay community one night.
They should’ve put a disclaimer in there that horizontal stripes DO NOT look good on bigger bodies. For the plumper people, they should opt for vertical stripes or just skip stripes all around
I still think the best quote is “TURN TO PAGE 394”
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