/b/ got their new facebooks yesterday afternoon.. Here and here

This might make someone with obsessive-compulsive disorder upset but the vast majority of these things wouldn’t faze most people.

That’s nothing. Try “Goodwill doesn’t have any decent pants in my size! Now I have to hop the bus across town to the Volunteers of America and hope they have some.”

Beer cans, wet hair, bobby pins, and a blow dryer.  Source: My dad’s family is from the Kentucky hollers

I totally read that as “It’s a hand job” lol

I never realized how many Big Lebowski references were in this lmao.. thanks for sharing

I like Diana as much as anyone else (and somewhere along the lines I’m a very distant cousin of her’s) but there’s no denying that Charles & Camilla had been in love for a very, very long time. Honestly, I wish I could find that “one great love” like they have

That’s the same freaking thing I thought, too… it gave me this creepy “The Shining” vibe

I had my daughter when I was 20 years old, lived a hard life, and even now at 27, I look younger than Adele.

Right there with you.. just finished eating a bowl of cereal and now I don’t feel so hot lol