Do stretch marks count as food tattoos?

“Demand for whiskey is increasing at an astonishing rate.” Where the hell is this demand coming from?

Choke yourself with some beads, please.

Finally, I can put down the morning crack pipe.

#9 That must have taken a lot of Jell-O

This is impressive. Our rescue dog, Bella, is missing a leg and she somehow loses her balance at times and falls over. But this cat…this cat is straight pimp. Hop on, little man, hop on.

#11 WTF? Is it just me that had conservative parents that didn’t really drink too much?

Can someone put an eye patch on the middle eye? Arrg

I grew up in Port Arthur, Texas. Great list, especially the home coming corsages (aka the giant mums with ribbons, bells, and trinkets) because when I moved to St. Louis I was shocked to find that people don’t take homecoming as serious as we did in Texas. Also…boudin kolaches. Nuff said.

#1 That tongue…is that normal?