Is this satire? I hope it’s satire

There have been many worse fights in the NHL, but this is still pretty good.

Mmm Bop by Hansen. It started playing in the room beside us and we just went with it.

The Internet has ruined many things, but it has absolutely DESTROYED Sonic.

You’re not very good at math.

Even Red Planet and Mission to Mars are completely different movies other than it takes place on the same planet.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt!!

I don’t understand. What did Kobe do wrong? Is this another pointless post?

Yeah, there’s no way a drunk person could even do that anyway

Wow, this is stupid and unfunny.

They were direct quotes from illiterate people from Urbandictionary. Read the damn article description. SERIOUSLY.

Obviously many will agree with it, but it doesn’t mean many DON’T.

You’re probably the life at every party you attend.

Annnnd this is why you should never have your Mom/Dad as a FB friend, and if you just HAVE to, put them in a family only group/limited profile.  These people are so dumb.

And.. that makes it less of a fail?

Haha I thought that Seinfeld episode was an over-the-top joke. Apparently not.

It would be hilarious if he lost by one stroke today.

This is probably for the best. Also, do you really find it that hard to believe that people don’t recognize a child actor 20 years later? Especially since he hasn’t had any major roles since then?