Pretty normal duration, really…

Well, this is really two sessions. The first lasted 20-25 minutes. Then there was a 2-hour break. Then he picked back up for a long session. We all know the second time can take forever. And maybe he was edging…

If you press the love-button it'll look like you love 'marathon beat-off sessions'.
Jur-crass-ic Park

Why does this strike me as somebody taking a screenshot of their internet history, and inventing an imaginary “roommate.” A lot less funny that way.