I think we should hurl shoes at Republicans as well as Democrats who act like Republicans. Baby shoes are small enough to fit in your pocket, so they don't get warning.  Bush ducked because he saw Muntadar al-Zaidi take his shoe off, hold it up in the air and announce “this is a goodbye kiss you dog!”.  It was a great line, but I would like to just bean Republicans in the face with a hard little sneaker.

700,000 civilians died because of the US-led invasion of Iraq (this is documented by the very serious Lancet journal) and all you morons think about is to insult this man who lost most of his family because of oil-seeking Americans? What you did in Iraq is disgusting and you still don't get it. I have us flag toilet paper and use it as much as I can. You Republicans are a farce to humanity. Your fate needs to resemble the one dinausors suffered millions of years ago. Right now.

extraordinary bookends to a presidential administration: 2001: Al Queda hijacks four planes, flying into the Pentagon & WTC, destroying the Twin Towers. President climbs on top of the rubble, with bullhorn, proclaiming to the world the attack will not tolerated. The world rallies, a nation goes to war. 2008: After incompetent execution of misguided war, man throws shoes at President. The world laughs.

Er, why would I want to support a moron that thought it'd be a good idea to [attempt to] assault the president of the United States? He's a moron. Fuck him.

It's true, when a Liberal has nothing say (no talking points to recite), they resort to foul language and name calling.

I totally agree with that private message you sent me, Landon, that everyone who isn't a Republican is a fucking worthless, sole-less communist faggot apple-munching elitist scumbag cunt. White Power… am I right ladies?

Another reason I am proud to be a Republican.