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A Chinese woman went partially deaf after her boyfriend kissed her so passionately on the ear that it ruptured her eardrum. Not an uncommon ailment, other cases like this one have existed in the past. The suction from the kiss actually has the power to rupture your eardrum. Just a lesson to keep your nuzzling under control. Someone could get hurt!
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