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<title>BuzzFeed  - &#x22;Horrifying Birth Simulator&#x22;</title>
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<title>The only thing horrifying about this is the lack...</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/jennifermichaelise/the-only-thing-horrifying-about-this-is-the-lack-1wil-54m"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/terminal01/2009/4/7/21/horrifying-birth-simulator-15372-1239155917-1.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>The only thing horrifying about this is the lack of screaming or any sound whatsoever. Someone remix this with some tunes!</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:59:37 -0400</pubDate>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/babygirl86/childbirth-is-not-even-like-that-why-cant-they-1wil-cde"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/terminal01/2009/4/7/21/horrifying-birth-simulator-15372-1239155917-1.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>Childbirth is not even like that why cant they stimulate the pain we go through or the anxiety that builds before birth. it&#39;s a nice teaching tool but wow it&#39;s just not the same, never will be.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:06:54 -0400</pubDate>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/huzzah/sometimes-it-should-poop-itself-in-the-middle-of-1wil-jo"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/terminal01/2009/4/7/21/horrifying-birth-simulator-15372-1239155917-1.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>Sometimes it should poop itself in the middle of the process.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 07:40:49 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">Sometimes it should poop itself in the middle of the process.</media:description>
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<title>WTF?  Really?

It&#x26;#39;s a training tool for nurses...</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/talldean/wtf-really-its-a-training-tool-for-nurses-1wil-2a0"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/terminal01/2009/4/7/21/horrifying-birth-simulator-15372-1239155917-1.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>WTF? Really?

It&#39;s a training tool for nurses to practice. Are you all 14 again?

Oh. Wait.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:28:42 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">WTF? Really?

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<title>Play This Awesome Unicorn Game to Erase The Memory...</title>
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  	<p>Play This Awesome Unicorn Game to Erase The Memory of This Terrible Video</p>

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<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:05:01 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Why Are People So Afraid Of Childbirth?</title>
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		<a href="http://daddytips.com/index.php/2009/04/09/why-are-people-so-afraid-of-childbirth/"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/terminal01/2009/4/7/21/horrifying-birth-simulator-15372-1239155917-1.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
  	<p>Why Are People So Afraid Of Childbirth?</p>

		<p><a rel="nofollow" href="http://daddytips.com/index.php/2009/04/09/why-are-people-so-afraid-of-childbirth/" target="_blank">Read More On daddytips.com &rsaquo;</a></p>









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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 11:58:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>The sex simulator in health class was bad, but...</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/blackrose/the-sex-simulator-in-health-class-was-bad-but-1wil-ag9"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/terminal01/2009/4/7/21/horrifying-birth-simulator-15372-1239155917-1.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>The sex simulator in health class was bad, but this is just disturbing.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 01:17:32 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">The sex simulator in health class was bad, but this is just disturbing.</media:description>
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<title>Let&#x26;#39;s Pretend to Give...</title>
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		<a href="http://www.momlogic.com/2009/04/birth_simulator.php"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/terminal01/2009/4/7/21/horrifying-birth-simulator-15372-1239155917-1.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
  	<p>Let&#39;s Pretend to Give Birth!</p>

		<p><a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.momlogic.com/2009/04/birth_simulator.php" target="_blank">Read More On momlogic.com &rsaquo;</a></p>









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<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 19:36:27 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">Let&#x26;#39;s Pretend to Give Birth!</media:description>
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<title>Watching that lady pull that Pinnochio looking...</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/normallyodd/watching-that-lady-pull-that-pinnochio-looking-1wil-tc"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/terminal01/2009/4/7/21/horrifying-birth-simulator-15372-1239155917-1.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>Watching that lady pull that Pinnochio looking thing out of that dummy with a vacuum was not okay.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 12:44:12 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">Watching that lady pull that Pinnochio looking thing out of that dummy with a vacuum was not okay.</media:description>
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<title>Please! I have a period every month. This is PG...</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/kloche/please-i-have-a-period-every-month-this-is-pg-1wil-1hy"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/terminal01/2009/4/7/21/horrifying-birth-simulator-15372-1239155917-1.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>Please! I have a period every month. This is PG compared to that.</p>

  	
	
	








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  <media:description type="html">Please! I have a period every month. This is PG compared to that.</media:description>
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<title>Latex free... &#x22;Ladies, this is what happens when...</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/sambulance/latex-free-ladies-this-is-what-happens-when-1wil-6eg"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/terminal01/2009/4/7/21/horrifying-birth-simulator-15372-1239155917-1.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>Latex free&#8230; &#8220;Ladies, this is what happens when you don&#39;t use a condom&#8221;</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 08:04:07 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">Latex free... &#x22;Ladies, this is what happens when you don&#x26;#39;t use a condom&#x22;</media:description>
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<title>Man that&#x26;#39;s actually a really G rated version...</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/parker/man-thats-actually-a-really-g-rated-version-1wil-5q"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/terminal01/2009/4/7/21/horrifying-birth-simulator-15372-1239155917-1.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>Man that&#39;s actually a really G rated version of the real thing. They should include lots of hair, simulated blood, and death screams in the package.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:28:08 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">Man that&#x26;#39;s actually a really G rated version of the real thing. They should include lots of hair, simulated blood, and death screams in the package.</media:description>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/tima/yikes-1wil-6au"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/terminal01/2009/4/7/21/horrifying-birth-simulator-15372-1239155917-1.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>Yikes!</p>

  	
	
	








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