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“You may be familiar with “Jack Shepherd” from the television show Lost. I haven’t watched the program myself, but evidently this asshole is some kind of a heroic doctor with a tragic past, or some other bullshit like that. But regardless of his purported heroism, his doubtless impressive medical abilities, and whatever tribulations he may have experienced in his childhood, this dickhead — with absolutely no regard whatsoever for my feelings — is rendering me almost ungoogleable. There was a time, not so long ago, when this page sat proudly atop the Google listings in a search for “Jack Shepherd.” But this meddling egomaniac has consigned me to the fifth or sixth page of results, where, if I am found at all, it will only be by the truest fans of the real Jack Shepherd.” —Buzzfeed’s Jack Shepherd
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Billy 3 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God![[link]](http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/images/public/icons/external-link2.png)
Apparently this cocksucker’s stolen my identity.
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- Julien Menichini Googlegangers and thinks it’s
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joe m/ɯ ǝoɾ 3 years agoI get it now. This was all just a trick to try to get us to friend Jack on MySpace. I’m not falling for that twice.
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joe m/ɯ ǝoɾ 3 years ago
I’m actually afraid of using my last name more often than I already do, since it so uniquely identifies me online. For a while, about 90 percent of all google hits for my last name were about me. Fortunately, the internet has grown a bit more popular with Italians recently.
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Jenni Leder 3 years agoI feel sorry for anyone else who has my name, cause I’ve obviously taken over the internet with it.
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Karl Hudson 3 years ago
Who has two thumbs and is the number 1 google result for “Karl Hudson”? This guy…I’m pointing at.
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J. Stewart 3 years agomy name is jon stewart, everyone calls me stewie… it’s real fun trying to google myself.
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Peter Rodick 3 years ago
Though the results have thinned out over the last 2-3 years, a few years ago I Googled myself (dirty, I know) to discover that none other than THE Pamela Anderson had taken me as her primary love interest—page after page of Pam’s romantic escapades with one Mr. Peter Rodick. Incidentally, it turns out she had just released a novel in which she had a passionate fling with her fictional producer, Peter Rodick. Perhaps it had something to do with the phallus-laden nature of my name.
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abcd 3 years agomy googleganger is a successful motivational speaker & author. she’s got twenty years on me but we look quite similar. both small frame white women with butch blonde hair cuts. she wears more pants suits…
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- Bree thinks Googlegangers is WTF & LOL
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Richard Chemel 3 years agoLike Tanner, I don’t have this problem either! Perhaps Jack should really change his name to something unique like or Jack Mxrpvtrnimc.
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Stefan Hayden 3 years agoNice. I’ve been in a battle with Stefan E Hayden for a long time now. He’s the CEO of Caledonia mining company is South Africa and one day I hope they accidently send me his pay checks. I’ve been trying to keep him off the front page of a “Stefan Hayden” search but it’s sometimes a challenge.
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Jonah Peretti 3 years agoJack you are not helping yourself with all this “expresident” nonsense. If you want to win a Google war for Jack Shepherd you got to come HARD and not use a cutesy username.
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