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Perhaps the second more frightening website around, ESPN takes Yankee pitcher CC Sabathia's new $160 million salary and lets you know how many years you'd need to work to earn it (along with how many pitches, strikeouts, and wins CC would need to perform to earn yours!) Another reason why I hate sports!
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