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<title>BuzzFeed  - &#x22;Chuck Norris, President of Texas&#x22;</title>
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<title>Ironic internet memes aside, the man is a fundamen</title>
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    <p>Ironic internet memes aside, the man is a fundamentalist nut-job of the highest caliber. Somebody ought to round-house-kick him in the face for the kinds of ridiculous shit he&#39;s been espousing.</p>

  	
	
	








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<title>A traitor and a fool. What a disgusting excuse for</title>
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    <p>A traitor and a fool. What a disgusting excuse for a man.</p>

  	
	
	








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<title>A fine example of WND&#x26;#39;s credibi</title>
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<title>First, Glen Beck pompous ass with a Promethean gif</title>
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    <p>First, Glen Beck pompous ass with a Promethean gift for getting just about everything egregiously wrong. 
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<title>The full interview, in which Chuck Norris tells Glen Beck he wants to run for President (of Texas)</title>
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<title>Chuck Norris writes about running for President</title>
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