Chuck Norris, President of Texas
If Arnold can do it, why couldn't Chuck Norris? Norris isn't going for Governor, this Walker Texas Ranger is so badass he's striving to be the President of the future independent state of Texas. Don't doubt the man because you know what they say. “Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.”
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Chuck Norris writes about running for President
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- Nuno B. thinks Chuck Norris, President of Texas is LOL
- Bear Beorning Chuck Norris, President of Texas and thinks it’s Trashy
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Ironic internet memes aside, the man is a fundamentalist nut-job of the highest caliber. Somebody ought to round-house-kick him in the face for the kinds of ridiculous shit he's been espousing.
- linus Chuck Norris, President of Texas
- Fee thinks Chuck Norris, President of Texas is OMG
- Eric Buth Chuck Norris, President of Texas and thinks it’s WTF & OMG
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A traitor and a fool. What a disgusting excuse for a man.
- Dino Cisneros Chuck Norris, President of Texas
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First, Glen Beck pompous ass with a Promethean gift for getting just about everything egregiously wrong.
While Chuck Norris, as are most people who post on WND, is fundamentally insane. - Chuck Norris, President of Texas was featured on the homepage

























