Christmas isn’t the same when you realise Santa isn’t real :’(

— Elliemay…♥ (@EllieAstonJayTW) December 24, 2011

I didn’t get my iPhone 4s and now I’m crying../

— Taylor Danielle (@__TayFerragamo) December 24, 2011

If I don’t get an iphone for christmas, I will kill myself.

— Cassie Leight (@CLeightx3) December 24, 2011

My grand father got me the iphone… I guess he didn’t get the #Blackberry memo but I still appreciate my new toy.

— Arie J5 (@ArieJ5) December 25, 2011

all I got for Christmas is a box of Kix cereal and hand lube… I hate my family….

— Chris Wisdom (@WiFi_Wisdom) December 25, 2011

I like alienating the few friends I have but Christmas always makes me wish I had some friends to be with ergo that’s why I hate Christmas.

— Bhurinut Mattaraj (@Avepates) December 17, 2011

Love Actually and Michael Buble are the 2 reasons I hate Christmas and wish I was more Jewish

— aliya (@aliyatraub) December 24, 2011

#UnwantedChristmasGifts anything my grandmother buys, smh its prolly ugly

— ملك لك الكل (@_unclerichardJR) December 25, 2011

#UnWantedChristmasGifts sum speedos

— Abiah Flo (@abiahflo) December 25, 2011

Idk how I forgot all them damn batteries.

— Cat (@geauxDOPEorDIE) December 25, 2011

RT IF YOU WANT JUSTIN BIEBER FOR CHRISTMAS

— shawtys do jus10 (@BiebsDivino_) December 25, 2011

I don’t think anyone will get Justin Bieber for Christmas

— Megan Morrow (@megannwmorroww) December 25, 2011

All I want for christmas is my dog to stop farting.

— Jonathan Diener (@jonodiener) December 25, 2011

All I want for Christmas is to get laid

— Richie P.(@Filthy_Rich27) December 24, 2011

if you have sex on Christmas you going to hell

— april cunningham(@AprillFools_) December 25, 2011

I’m gonna be alone on christmas, unless some friends want to come over… *crickets* :’) #foreveralone

— Torre Barnes (@Nice__Vans) December 25, 2011

I have no one to cuddle with this Christmas, so I’m casually spooning my pillow :’) forever alone ~

— Alisha Jackman  (@alishalovesnoel) December 25, 2011

Kinda pissed we didn’t get a tree. Like fuck what the Fuck.

— Martin (@MartinsScooter) December 18, 2011

Santa isn’t coming to my house.

— Victorian Fo’ever. ♡ (@ThatGirrlSelena) December 24, 2011

According to my family I’m officially too old for Christmas presents.

— Brian Bartley (@yeaitsbrye) December 25, 2011

Well this has been a sucky way to start Christmas. I just found out my dog died. :(

— Jordan Miller (@jordanam93) December 25, 2011

My 17 year old cat died tonight, under the Christmas tree

— Alec Beaty (@alecbeaty) December 19, 2011

Its probably so awkward to be a jew on christmas…

— allie (@alliewerner) December 25, 2011

being a jew on christmas eve sucks balls #boredasfuck

— Emily Pennock (@sexaypeacock) December 25, 2011

My mon fell asleep at midnight mass she was so drunk and my dad had to take her home #onlyme #cheers ��

— Liz Miller (@lizmilleriscool) December 25, 2011

i’m gonna cry if there’s no snow on christmas, i’m noteven close to feeling the christmas spirit this year… that’s just sad.

— deanna tayloo! (@itsdeannaomg) December 17, 2011

This is the worst Christmas ever!! I’m sick, no tree, no presents, no snow, & no dad.

— Kevin Everidge (@4_everkever) December 25, 2011

No egg nog, Christmas Tree, and no gifts; worst Christmas ever!

— Rasheem Trujeque (@SupremeRasheem) December 25, 2011