1. They teach you how to soak up some sweet rays...
... and how to look good while doing it.
2. They are all about getting in shape with you.
Sometimes they'll even take the lead and show you how it's done...
... and sometimes not so much.
3. They'll help you hide your Easter eggs...
... as long as you promise to protect them from that wily bastard, the Easter Bunny.
4. They'll um, "celebrate" 4/20 with you...
... orrrr they'll just berate you for your life choices before they leave for their "REAL JOB."
5. They'll help you get psyched for graduation!
Or they'll help you get terrified for graduation!
6. They'll pretend to fall for your April Fools' pranks.
Just be careful that shit doesn't get too real.
7. They'll gamely participate in outdoor activities with you...
... and sometimes they'll kick your ass at said outdoor activities.
8. They'll help you to appreciate the beauty of springtime flowers...
... and the beauty of laying ON TOP OF springtime flowers.
9. They'll roll in the grass with you!
They may get more into the grass-rolling than you, and that's OK.
10. They'll help with your spring cleaning!
... in their own way, of course.
11. They will remind you about the joys of going to the park...
... and the joys of making new park friends!
12. They'll make sure you're rocking your spring style necessities.
This may or may not include jorts (hint: it does).
13. They're super stoked to be your date to all those spring weddings...
... so they can remind you that weddings are 23% True Love, and 77% Open Bar.
14. They'll tag along to all your springtime music fests...
... and will want to listen to bands that you "probably haven't heard of."
15. They'll get really into flying kites with you...
... even if they can't figure out how the heck a kite works.
16. They'll encourage you to show off more skin in the warmer weather...
... but only in the most tasteful sense.
So, c'mon gang! Let's get those springtime ducks in a row...
... and breeze through the season with our fave companions.
