12. They make you laugh.
"Mmmmmrff frrfzzzz brrrrrreff!"
11. They give you cuddles.
"When you're not here I have to cuddle THE DOG."
10. They'll never leave your side.
9. They'll eat a bunch so you don't feel fat.
"This... isn't what it looks like... they're not all for me... I swear."
8. They're always excited when you come home.
"YAAAAAY YOU'RE BAAAACK!"
7. They're the most entertaining friends you'll ever have.
"it's like the fun never ends!"
"Help. Please."
6. You don't have to tell them about it if you don't want to.
5. They distract you from your other problems
4. They try their best to cheer you up.
3. They can always convince you to play.
"C'mon human, let's be silly!"
2. They're so cute you can't even remember what you were upset about.
* Boop! *
"HI HI HI HI HI HI!"
1. They love you so much they can't even handle it...
"You're my most favorite human."
"I love you so much it makes me fall down!"
"C'mere and snuggle me!"
...Which is great, because you feel exactly the same way.
