16 Stages Of A Rage Day

Rage day is like a holiday for your politeness and social skills!

1. WAKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED. HAVE INTENSE FLASHBACKS AND REMEMBER WHAT YOU WERE SO PISSED ABOUT.

 

2. SHOWER ANGER. WHY ALL THESE BOTTLES? FUCK YOU, SHAMPOO. YOU’RE AMOST EMPTY ANYWAY.

 

3. STUPID PANTS. STUPID SHIRT. WHY ARE ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES SO STUPID?

 

4. YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE YOUR OWN FACE RIGHT NOW.

 

5. HEAVEN HELP THE POOR FOOL WHO TRIES TO PASS YOU TODAY.

 

6. SAME GOES FOR ANYONE WHO CHOOSES TO BLOCK YOUR PATH OR WALK TOO SLOWLY IN FRONT OF YOU.

 

7. YOUR FRIENDS ARE MAYBE A LITTLE SCARED AND PROBABLY DON’T WANT TO TOUCH YOU.

 

8. AND JUST WHEN IT SEEMS LIKE IT’S ALL GOOD YOU LASH OUT AT EVERYONE LIKE AN ANGRY BUFFALO.

 

9. UGH. EVEN FOOD CANNOT QUELL YOUR VENOM.

 

10. EVERY REQUEST IS MET WITH AN UNDER-THE-BREATH CURSE TODAY.

 

11. YOU HAVE NO TOLERANCE FOR THE FOOLISH DECISIONS/FASHION CHOICES OF OTHERS RIGHT NOW.

 

12. YOUR STRENGTH IS NOW TENFOLD AND YOU CAN TAKE DOWN ENEMIES/INNOCENT PASSERSBY IN ONE FEEL SWOOP.

 

13. SOMEONE DISAGREES WITH YOU TODAY? RUN ‘EM DOWN.

 

14. YOUR RAGE HAS NOW REGRESSED INTO MORE OF AN ELABORATE TANTRUM THAN ANYTHING ELSE…

 

15. … BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT IT IS ANY LESS POWERFUL.

 

16. YOU GO HOME AND RETREAT INTO YOUR NEST OF PISSY-NESS. DO NOT DISTURB.

 

Maybe in reality though, you should sneak in some serious meditation time…

… so that next time something enrages you, you can just shrug it off and say:

 

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