1. "Hiiiiii! Sorry you can't come in ever!"
2. "Hey everyone! Come and see how good my fort looks!"
3. "Just... just for me? Really?"
4. "Um, OBVIOUSLY pillow forts are the only forts worth building."
5. "I'm THIS close to having this baby ready for lift-off."
6. "THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED US ANYWAY."
7. "Sorry. Password required for entry."
8. "Ah, drat, looks like there's only room for me in here..."
9. "No, this isn't for your head, it is clearly made for my body."
10. "The Corgis have us surrounded! The sanctity of the fort has been compromised!"
11. "It'd be wise to not mess with this fort, y'all."
12. "Sharon, stop trying to make Sunkist forts happen! They're not going to happen!"
13. "I swear to God, the dog better think twice about eating my food..."
14. "It's just my size!"
15. "Amazon always delivers my favorite boxes in a timely fashion."
16. "I'M KING OF THE... goddammit, Carl."
17. "Thanks for the fort, you can go away now!"
18. "Yeeeeah, I know this was your dog house, but I've claimed it in the name of cats everywhere. So. Get out."
