I couldn't live without my acrylic stiletto shaped nails. As gross as it is, they great for zip popping, getting something out from between your teeth. Someone trying to attack you? Gouge their eyes out. Makes for a perfect fine-toothed comb on the run. Scraping those pesky crumbs…Â
I was being picked up my this really cute guy to go out on a date, and he came inside to see my new puppy. He picked my pup (Jaxon) up and was about to give him smooches when jax proceeded to vomit all over my dates face. My date said he needed to go home and shower, and never called…Â
When I was 20 I got a gig at a downtown bar. I was out on a double shift for our towns parade day (9am-12am). While bartending, I got thrown up on TWICE. I walked out of the bar, without a shirt, and never went back to the bar again.
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