1. Smack My Bitch Up
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Ladies, if you're groom plans to woo you with this track, you know you're making a heinous mistake. Do us all a favour and get the hell outta there.
2. Shotgun Wedding
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Cake, shotgun and prayer. The perfect wedding, right?
3. Chasing Cars
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Snow Patrol's droney classic is enough to make the father of the bride cry - not because his cherished daughter looks a million dollars, but because his daughter is about to be whisked away by someone with the musical taste of a baboon. Plus, he really fancied shaking a few drunken moves and this song was a sore, underwhelming disappointment.
4. D-I-V-O-R-C-E
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The only way is up..?
5. Making up moves.
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ANYTHING where you and your groom co-ordinated a routine – you’re not on Strictly or Dancing with the Stars. Ba humbug.
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