The 5 Stages Of Getting Over USA’s World Cup Loss, As Told By Tim Howard

America’s lord and savior speaks for all of us.

1. Denial and Isolation.

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2. Anger.

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3. Bargaining.

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4. Depression.

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5. Acceptance.

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Bring on 2018. U-S-A! U-S-A!

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