13 Really Bad Haikus About Taco Bell

Just what you didn’t need.

1. Quesadilla love

Quesadilla love
Uno más, never enough
Heaven from above

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2. Lonely, 4 a.m.

Lonely, 4 a.m.
This is how hearts are broken
No longer open

3. Oh, Quesarito

Oh, Quesarito
You are not a burrito
You are so much more

4. Taco Bell Tripping

Taco Bell tripping
Riding hungry with my girls
In post-party world

5. Taco Bell Breakfast

Taco Bell Breakfast
A gift to the whole wide world
But sadly made me…

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6. Food is everything

Food is everything
And yo, Taco Bell is food
You get the idea

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7. Vive más bitches

Vive más bitches
That is what the food gods said
Never better fed

8. Think Outside The Bun

Think outside the bun
Let’s go get a Taco Box
The food war is won

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9. Dear Waffle Taco

Dear Waffle Taco
I thought you would treat me right
You did no such thing

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10. Forgot to Insta

Forgot to Insta
My soft taco supreme meal
I’m in instant hell

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11. Churros, All I Need

Churros, all I need
Some chicken and some cheese please
All for under 10

12. Gordita Baja

Gordita Baja,
You make me very happy
I want another

13. Taco Bell Anthem

YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM
YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM
YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM

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In conclusion…

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