Eh: The Life Story of a Girl Who Just Doesn’t Care
Eh: The Life Story of a Girl Who Just Doesn’t Care
You know, there’s a difference between an upskirt photo and a girl in a bikini. I’m all for body positivity, and her body is gorgeous, but she’s using this in a way that isn’t really helpful to anything.
You know what? It’s fitting. I don’t even mean that as an insult.
But I’m not a vocal major. NOBODY CARES ABOUT SINGING, YOU EGOMANIACS. Really, though. Vocal majors are the worst.
Well it’s time for a nap.
I just say I’m a music industry brat. Nobody gets it unless they were too.
WAY TO GO NOT TRYING TO LOOK LIKE ANOTHER RACE BUT BY LOOKING LIKE AN INDIVIDUAL CHARACTER/PERSON. YOU DID IT.
I dunno, Naughty Native American seems worse.
Yeah, the greatest concentration of African-Americans is in the south because of the slave trade, actually. So…connections between a few centuries! Really disturbing connections!
WHY HAVE I NEVER PLAYED DISNEY MOVIES AT A HOUSE PARTY.
I just start walking like a dinosaur and making noises.
I’ve just never cared for her. After that awful sexist interview, I can’t deal with her.
This is why I starve (and also get drunk) as a vegetarian in Minnesota.
All these only children are complaining about not having siblings and I’m just sitting here being okay not having siblings. Having siblings is cool, not having siblings is cool. You can’t compare the two. Stop wishing for something you don’t have control over. Good grief.
Good to know that extremist conservatism screws even the Olympics. You probably shouldn’t kick the people you’re barely paying out of the country when you’re on a deadline, assholes. Maybe you should pay them better, too.
Oh, Benny. You’re just so awful.
There’s a fine line between joking and actually believing what you’re writing. This shit is coming from somewhere, and that somewhere is his belief system. Which is, you know, gross.
It is a difficult concept for people who don’t want it to be that way. They want “no means no,” not “anything but yes is no.” Wishful thinking from rape apologists.
Lots of rape apology in these comments. Sorry, but if you’ve ever done this, you’re a rapist. If you’ve ever watched this, you’re a witness. If you’ve ever watched this and done nothing to stop it, you’re an accomplice. Standing up for this dude doesn’t take that away.
Add Catholic school uniforms in Minnesota to all of that. It makes it worse, I promise, because you’re doing all of it in a skirt in the middle of winter.
Eh, I’m cool with it. I do all of these. I’ve accepted that I use instagram properly. You know, to take pictures to illustrate my life that consists of cats, the weather, school, and people.
You can always tell a Milford man.
Some of this just aren’t irrational. Maybe I’m biased. #2: I distinctly remember that part of a hockey or basketball team fell into a grate that wasn’t secure. I haven’t walked on one since. #4: Cops thought my father was an escaped serial killer, and promptly arrested him, and then like gave him candy or something so that he wouldn’t sue. I don’t know how that story ended. I just make friends with every cop I see to be safe. #10: I35 bridge collapse. Happened while I was in class. Definitely biked over to it. #18: Well, that isn’t irrational. #21: Totally irrational. You’ll just rip them.
Yeah, because the ACA is just like Auschwitz. Might want to tell my Polish family all about how Obama is Hitler, fuckers.
Just because the kid isn’t aware of what he’s being denied doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t be sad for him. Just sayin’.
I’m not crying. I’m not.
Look, grills are whatever. If you’ve got nice teeth, I guess they wouldn’t look that bad. BUT, pink? That would make you look like your teeth are bleeding.
I gotta say, kids aren’t that awful and your life doesn’t change THAT much. You don’t need to turn into one of those terrible parents who has no life after having children. In fact, that sort of gives them a horrible example of a human being. You life doesn’t need to revolve around theirs if you include them in yours. Of course, your heart should revolve around them.
So…they’re still unwilling to compromise, which furthers the problem. Cool. “The only acceptable way out is funding the government without funding Obamacare.” Cool. Well, thanks for trying to try.
WOOHOO SOMETHING TO RELATE TO. For the record about #14: I’ve had both West Nile and shingles. IF YOU HAVE A MARK ON YOU, YOU WILL DIE. OR LOSE A FEW LIMBS. Also you might just have hives. Put something on that. You’ll be fine.
I was expecting to be offended (for a number of reasons that involve institutionalized racism) but this was damn funny.
Oh, fucking great. The politicians are playing even more games with our money and our health. Great.
You guys, they aren’t celebrities.
You’re doing exactly what I’m trying to get people to not do. It doesn’t matter what party these people are a member of, they didn’t do their jobs. It doesn’t matter whose fault it is, it doesn’t matter what the reasons are. They can’t get their jobs done effectively, which means that something is wrong. Stop trying to blame Obama, stop trying to blame democrats, stop trying to blame republicans, stop trying to blame liberals, stop trying to blame conservatives. None of them did their jobs, they are equally to blame, and now it’s time to move on from the blame and get shit done.
Or we could stop blaming each other and try to figure out a solution to our problems. Because really, what we’re doing now isn’t working. Everybody needs calm down and grow up or get a new job, because these babies aren’t fit for politics.
It’s nice to see something try to disturb its audience? That’s disturbing.
The only good horror movies are the ones that make fun of themselves. I get that people like torture porn, but put a bit of plot in there. Even a crazy plot that makes no sense will do.
Fun fact: If you write anything sane on CNN, you’re going to get screamed at by the jazz bigots. Because I guess saying that everybody should calm down and stop blaming each other and start finding a real solution to a problem is really mean. Or something.
They should be kicked off the team. How ridiculous.