There’s A Lesbian Haunted House In Toronto And It’s Straight Out Of Your Dreams


1. Are you ready to partake in some true horror?

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2. This lesbian haunted house is called Kill Joy’s Kastle, and it is fantastic.

Rug-hooked, crocheted, and paper maché’d constructions are womb-like wonders for visitations of the undead lesbian community, who are hell-bent on remaining nightmarishly non-assimilated. Casting the spells of freaky feminist skill sharing and paranormal consciousness raising together with ghouls, bio-engineered monsters, indoctrinators, and avengers, this hell house is designed to pervert, not convert.

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3. In the haunted house, there’s something called the “Emasculator.”

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5. Helpful signs to alert you of severed penises and tsunamis.

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7. These scary things:

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9. “Deep Lez,” which appears to be crocheted:

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11. And a shop where you can buy lesbian knowledge.

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H/T Tanacetum Vulgare via Prudeghost

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