1.
This person who vows to never stop:
2.
This person who believes in tossing people into pots of water:
3.
This person who is actually a queer witch:
4.
This person who has sadly fallen into a life where straight people are prevalent:
5.
This person who won't rest until every straight person is filing a report for their missing wallet:
6.
This person who is, quite frankly, baffled:
7.
This person who would really just rather not be subjected to that.
8.
This person who has really done their research:
9.
This person who really is just hungry:
10.
This person who is working as hard as they can:
11.
These people whose gender is "wasp."
12.
This person who is pointing out that heterosexuals really are pretty evil:
13.
This person who is testing out their house-calling chops.
14.
This person who refuses to watch TV they find distasteful:
15.
This person who is consulting a linguistics major:
17.
This person who is probably a lot less creepy than Willy Wonka:
18.
This dashboard that wants to point out someone's lies:
19.
This person who exposes the truth of bisexuals:
20.
And this person who won't stop until every one of their friends is queer:
