2. This person who believes in tossing people into pots of water:
4. This person who has sadly fallen into a life where straight people are prevalent:
5. This person who won’t rest until every straight person is filing a report for their missing wallet:
7. This person who would really just rather not be subjected to that.
8. This person who has really done their research:
12. This person who is pointing out that heterosexuals really are pretty evil:
13. This person who is testing out their house-calling chops.
14. This person who refuses to watch TV they find distasteful:
18. This dashboard that wants to point out someone’s lies:
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