Oh right, it's going to be so out of control.
Let's be honest: there are some things you're dreading about Pride.
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Not being able to find a good place to watch the parade.
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Losing your friends in the crowd.
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That straight guy who won't stop hitting on gay girls --
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The straight girls who think that this day is all about them making BFFs with drag queens.
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Ending up with a bunch of flyers because the people handing them out were cute.
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Seeing one of your friends vomit before it's even dark outside.
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Realizing that you're expected to go out with your friends after the parade.
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People being really aggressive about getting the bartender's attention.
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That person that won't leave you alone on the dance floor.
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Spending all of your money on special cocktails.
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Having to wake up for work in the morning.
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Remembering what you did last night.
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And looking in the mirror and realizing you'll never get all that glitter off of your skin.
Really, though, there's only one thing you can do:
