um, since pocahontas was a real person i feel like a tad bit more research could’ve gone into this. in reality, she was like, 13 when she met john smith, so it would’ve been super creeps if they did actually hook up.

prediction: 100 years from now, the only extant wild animal species will be the cute ones. because who wants to save the highly un-photogenic aye-ayes?

photographic evidence of plastic surgery’s diminishing returns. those are some scary eyeballs up there.