1. Because she is the babiest babe to ever exist
or maybe tied for first with Faith
2. She knows how to ride a walrus like a pro
Even that little kid on the side is impressed
3. And can even outshine Tswift
5. Because, duh.
6. She loves America
And looks damn good while doing it.
7. And she knows the importance of iced tea.
Which is an important part of being patriotic. Trust me.
9. And has been the ultimate accessorizer since the begninning of time.
Binocular necklaces are very fashion forward.
10. She is a total badass at work.
11. She understands the importance of Dairy Queen.
12. And invented the most important drink of our generation.