1. Thou shall understand (and pray) that this is just a phase, and it too shall pass.
2. Thou shall comfort other well-behaved children while dealing with the other ill-mannered (but lovable) children.
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4. Thou shall provide loving care even when it becometh clear that the child is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
6. Thou shall be mindful of the fact that teenagers on the internet are the absolute worst.
7. Thou shall never underestimate the stealthy and sneaky nature of the children.